What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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Neema2020-01-06 03:48:42
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺπŸ’°
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Issack2019-12-23 19:10:26
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Monica Nyalandu2019-12-14 23:26:12
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. πŸ’€πŸ”‹
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Grace Minja2019-12-14 14:31:17
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🀣
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Fredrick Mutiso2019-11-24 03:28:23
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢
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Janet Wambura2019-11-23 17:32:29
πŸ˜„ Perfect joke!
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Jamal2019-10-30 23:38:03
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Mustafa2019-10-28 22:28:38
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Esther Cheruiyot2019-10-21 10:23:59
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„
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Agnes Njeri2019-10-16 08:41:27
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! πŸ‘·β€β™‚οΈπŸ—οΈ
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Anna Mahiga2019-10-13 11:32:10
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! πŸ’€πŸ˜Œ
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Hamida2019-09-26 17:13:44
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘©β€πŸ’Ό
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Joseph Kitine2019-09-24 20:30:09
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Mashaka2019-09-16 12:22:14
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Ali2019-09-07 12:16:55
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³
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Alice Wanjiru2019-08-31 06:59:13
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. πŸ•πŸ’΅
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Neema2019-08-30 14:43:25
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. πŸ¦πŸ’Έ
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David Ochieng2019-08-30 11:38:53
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’ͺ
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Fatuma2019-08-23 20:58:24
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
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Benjamin Kibicho2019-08-21 16:04:39
πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!