What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Tambwe2020-04-14 02:34:30
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Catherine Naliaka2020-04-07 18:04:15
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Yusuf2020-03-30 06:36:36
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️
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Shani2020-03-29 19:15:37
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆
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Fredrick Mutiso2020-03-10 15:04:41
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwalimu2020-03-03 22:23:00
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Stephen Amollo2020-03-03 17:34:06
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Kazija2020-02-26 06:25:21
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Safiya2020-02-26 01:51:02
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Chris Okello2020-02-16 13:28:29
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Margaret Mahiga2020-02-05 12:18:07
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Alice Mrema2020-01-21 22:35:58
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Nuru2020-01-20 17:33:03
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Patrick Mutua2020-01-19 06:28:14
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋
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Chiku2020-01-16 14:22:42
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mchuma2020-01-15 11:48:06
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼
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Nancy Kabura2020-01-10 14:58:03
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Jafari2020-01-08 21:37:08
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Peter Tibaijuka2020-01-01 11:26:16
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Violet Mumo2019-12-30 16:55:16
😂 So funny!