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What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:56💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
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Short Answer: "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" 😸🐭

Explanation: A cat's favorite nursery rhyme would most likely be one that involves a mouse, as cats are notorious for their love of chasing mice. So, the rhyme "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" is a funny and fitting choice as it incorporates the sound cats make (meow) and their favorite prey (a little mouse). It's sure to make any cat paw-sitively delighted! 😄🎶

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George Tenga2019-12-24 12:46:47
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Nancy Kawawa2019-12-23 20:12:45
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Sharifa2019-12-19 08:13:31
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Patrick Mutua2019-12-06 05:00:31
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Nora Kidata2019-11-25 16:44:17
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Anna Mchome2019-11-23 09:24:34
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Nora Lowassa2019-11-22 01:25:13
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Nora Lowassa2019-11-21 10:59:37
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Yusuf2019-11-14 10:26:24
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mwagonda2019-11-09 19:22:36
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mary Njeri2019-11-06 00:30:00
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Shamsa2019-11-03 07:15:27
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Betty Cheruiyot2019-10-31 05:13:57
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Kazija2019-10-28 08:28:14
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆
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Margaret Anyango2019-10-23 20:48:04
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Safiya2019-10-19 18:43:34
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Juma2019-10-14 20:54:55
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Edward Chepkoech2019-10-06 00:59:47
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Kahina2019-10-01 21:14:00
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇
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James Kimani2019-09-30 14:01:31
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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