What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:11πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! πŸ€£πŸ“†

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Elizabeth Mrema2020-03-08 08:54:19
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! πŸ¦‘πŸ˜‚
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Miriam Mchome2020-03-06 04:23:11
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. πŸ•πŸ€€
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Baraka2020-03-02 08:14:28
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Chiku2020-02-26 04:43:38
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Jafari2020-02-26 04:36:08
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Anna Malela2020-02-25 19:14:25
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! πŸ“˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Amani2020-02-22 23:09:14
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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Sofia2020-01-03 20:22:19
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™
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Saidi2020-01-01 00:32:50
🀣 This joke is just too good!
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Amir2019-12-31 12:28:19
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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David Musyoka2019-12-27 08:28:32
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Monica Adhiambo2019-12-18 00:35:42
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Alice Mrema2019-12-16 07:33:40
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Victor Sokoine2019-11-24 02:12:29
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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Betty Kimaro2019-11-22 22:41:34
🀣 Sending this now!
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John Malisa2019-11-18 03:52:09
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Alice Jebet2019-11-16 06:57:05
πŸ˜„ Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Lucy Wangui2019-11-03 04:12:58
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Amina2019-11-01 11:59:20
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Mhina2019-10-27 20:48:19
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜‚