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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:31💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
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Answer: Shamp-boo! 🧟‍♂️💆‍♀️

Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! 👻💁‍♂️

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Andrew Mahiga2019-10-05 14:35:05
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Yusuf2019-10-05 10:36:13
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Peter Mwambui2019-10-02 12:44:14
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mzee2019-10-02 05:01:33
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mazrui2019-10-02 02:39:48
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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James Kawawa2019-09-28 00:30:34
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Charles Wafula2019-09-21 10:16:42
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️
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Victor Malima2019-09-19 05:18:41
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mtumwa2019-09-14 07:10:57
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Samuel Omondi2019-08-30 15:00:17
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Lydia Mzindakaya2019-08-06 17:44:01
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2019-08-04 18:25:22
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Ruth Mtangi2019-08-02 10:29:06
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Andrew Mchome2019-08-01 05:40:55
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Robert Okello2019-07-20 19:44:38
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mary Mrope2019-07-11 18:07:56
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Fredrick Mutiso2019-07-09 11:37:24
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Grace Njuguna2019-06-25 14:10:15
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Agnes Sumaye2019-06-05 00:57:00
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Hamida2019-05-27 22:56:02
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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