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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Dorothy Majaliwa2019-10-01 11:59:42

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mary Kidata2019-09-30 05:48:48

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mhina2019-09-25 01:05:08

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

David Sokoine2019-09-24 07:11:07

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Chris Okello2019-09-23 16:21:07

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Jane Malecela2019-09-06 01:47:48

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nchi2019-08-30 04:06:29

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Miriam Mchome2019-08-23 08:30:07

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Chris Okello2019-08-22 17:45:18

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Jabir2019-08-22 17:30:13

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Alice Wanjiru2019-08-08 19:58:23

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Halimah2019-08-08 15:00:49

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Ann Awino2019-08-08 10:01:40

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Rose Mwinuka2019-08-02 06:15:13

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Shamim2019-07-27 15:41:05

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mchawi2019-07-24 16:03:12

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Vincent Mwangangi2019-07-14 02:13:47

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Betty Akinyi2019-07-13 14:46:56

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Janet Mwikali2019-07-11 16:24:08

😂 This is a keeper!

Elizabeth Mrope2019-07-06 09:16:44

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

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