What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Nahida2019-11-29 21:23:00
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. πŸ¦‹πŸ΄
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Mariam2019-11-27 00:28:59
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! πŸ₯•πŸ˜‘
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Michael Mboya2019-11-20 01:40:25
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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Mwanaidi2019-11-19 01:02:02
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Salima2019-11-18 07:54:30
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚑😴
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Lucy Mushi2019-11-12 23:05:17
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mercy Atieno2019-11-09 19:24:56
Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Shamsa2019-11-08 06:36:19
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🀲
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Muslima2019-10-25 21:12:22
This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†
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Zawadi2019-10-11 15:59:43
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! πŸ₯œπŸ™
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Jackson Makori2019-10-09 07:03:14
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. πŸ₯—πŸ©
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Mashaka2019-09-23 03:13:51
πŸ˜… I needed that!
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Lydia Mutheu2019-09-22 01:03:27
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Esther Cheruiyot2019-09-13 21:07:36
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†
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John Mushi2019-09-12 12:06:54
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢
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Isaac Kiptoo2019-09-12 00:14:47
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! πŸ±πŸ–±οΈ
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Wilson Ombati2019-09-10 17:50:11
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ”πŸ“
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Victor Sokoine2019-09-08 15:33:53
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸŠ
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Robert Okello2019-09-01 15:38:35
I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹
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Khatib2019-08-31 04:31:00
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£