What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโ€™s Day?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:26๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

๐ŸŒน A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ•

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜„

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Brian Karanja2019-07-25 16:34:58
Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’
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Sharon Kibiru2019-07-20 13:02:00
๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m literally dying of laughter!
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Farida2019-07-18 15:41:51
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”
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John Malisa2019-07-18 09:49:46
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Monica Lissu2019-07-14 16:38:44
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“
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Henry Sokoine2019-07-06 17:28:28
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ
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Fadhila2019-06-30 03:52:09
๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!
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Mwajuma2019-06-21 07:11:13
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mtei2019-06-16 11:09:54
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜ 
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Jane Muthui2019-06-16 06:02:40
๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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Miriam Mchome2019-06-15 05:38:07
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 
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Josephine Nduta2019-06-13 01:06:56
Whatโ€™s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐Ÿช‚๐ŸŒ
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Mary Kendi2019-06-04 22:21:40
What do you call a bear thatโ€™s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒง๏ธ
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James Malima2019-05-30 05:26:33
๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!
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Mwanahawa2019-05-26 10:45:38
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Mary Mrope2019-05-21 14:04:13
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mary Njeri2019-05-03 21:32:40
๐Ÿ˜„ You got me good!
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John Kamande2019-04-14 13:37:50
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ™
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Lucy Wangui2019-04-09 18:16:01
Iโ€™m not weird; Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฆ„
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Janet Wambura2019-03-18 13:11:21
This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„