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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Dorothy Majaliwa2019-09-07 02:47:54
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Jane Muthui2019-08-28 04:17:14
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Michael Mboya2019-08-19 10:57:45
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Stephen Kikwete2019-08-15 05:51:51
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Ahmed2019-08-14 17:17:44
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Betty Akinyi2019-08-10 18:32:24
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Elizabeth Mrope2019-08-06 09:19:31
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Jaffar2019-08-03 22:09:32
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mustafa2019-08-02 20:43:14
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Ruth Kibona2019-08-01 17:35:07
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬
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Zakia2019-07-29 00:15:22
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mwajuma2019-07-11 19:01:51
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎
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Husna2019-07-10 07:04:42
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅
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Khadija2019-07-09 01:11:30
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Peter Mugendi2019-07-08 09:43:58
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️
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Rabia2019-07-07 23:39:40
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Kiza2019-07-05 03:56:18
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Peter Mwambui2019-07-04 19:53:21
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Zawadi2019-07-01 22:23:50
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Agnes Lowassa2019-06-29 21:35:05
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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