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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:56💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
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Short Answer: 🕰️ The cafeteria clock was always behind because it was on a perpetual lunch break! 🍔😄

Explanation: The humorous explanation behind the cafeteria clock always being behind is that it simply couldn't keep up with the fast-paced lunchtime demands. Just like how we sometimes feel like time slows down during lunch breaks, the clock decided to take a permanent break too! Its love for food and relaxation got the best of it, making it perpetually lag behind the actual time. 🕰️😋

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Diana Mumbua2020-06-16 22:38:53
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Martin Otieno2020-06-12 09:43:05
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Mashaka2020-06-10 22:49:05
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mchuma2020-06-02 21:49:56
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Bahati2020-05-28 21:03:04
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Francis Njeru2020-05-24 02:48:30
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Andrew Mchome2020-05-12 11:57:50
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwagonda2020-05-11 16:29:46
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Yusra2020-05-08 21:26:19
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬
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Issack2020-05-07 08:21:30
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Nchi2020-05-05 12:37:58
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Safiya2020-04-27 23:20:30
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Diana Mallya2020-04-19 20:17:04
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Frank Macha2020-04-03 23:43:02
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Nasra2020-04-02 02:08:25
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Jane Muthoni2020-03-29 23:45:33
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Khalifa2020-03-28 17:29:54
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Lucy Wangui2020-03-28 07:01:45
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Peter Mbise2020-03-21 00:01:46
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Patrick Akech2020-03-14 15:10:50
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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