Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! πŸ¦†πŸ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🀭🌬️

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David Musyoka2020-04-07 00:32:15
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Faiza2020-04-05 13:27:19
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. πŸ°πŸ˜‚
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Ann Wambui2020-04-04 14:51:53
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. πŸŸπŸ•
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Elizabeth Mtei2020-04-03 08:54:35
Running late is my cardio. πŸ•’πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ
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Mwanaidha2020-04-02 22:29:43
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' πŸ¬πŸ˜…
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Warda2020-03-27 19:01:55
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Sarah Karani2020-03-16 03:37:47
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£
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Khamis2020-03-05 03:27:18
πŸ˜… I had to share this with everyone!
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Kassim2020-03-04 03:00:24
🀣 Pure genius!
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Kahina2020-03-01 12:38:47
🀣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Bahati2020-02-27 08:35:10
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎢🧻
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Baridi2020-02-22 13:08:47
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. πŸ˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Christopher Oloo2020-02-18 03:44:29
😁 This is gold!
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Binti2020-02-17 22:29:33
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! πŸŽ©πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Thomas Mwakalindile2020-02-10 00:39:37
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³
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Lucy Mahiga2020-01-26 18:36:46
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ€«
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Khadija2020-01-24 03:17:22
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨
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Chiku2019-12-27 08:13:29
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πŸ’Ό
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Mwalimu2019-12-18 03:31:47
I was having a bad day until I read this! πŸ˜…
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John Lissu2019-12-11 18:08:53
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ