Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

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Peter Mugendi2020-07-20 23:17:55
πŸ˜† Still cracking up!
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Andrew Mahiga2020-07-16 02:58:09
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰
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Paul Kamau2020-07-14 11:31:08
Classic! I’m still laughing! πŸ˜„
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Francis Mtangi2020-07-09 21:46:23
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎢🎡
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I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢
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Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. πŸ“žπŸ˜Ž
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Issa2020-04-16 14:08:05
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Ά
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. πŸ” πŸ€”
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Maneno2020-04-11 13:31:51
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. πŸžπŸ˜‚
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John Lissu2020-04-09 21:31:18
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! πŸ˜†
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Mohamed2020-04-07 21:53:50
πŸ˜† That punchline!
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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. πŸ•πŸ’΅
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