Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:15πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The monster asked the πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈDraculaπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! πŸ˜‚πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ

Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! πŸ˜„πŸ¦‡

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Zubeida2020-03-11 13:43:07
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Mary Mrope2020-03-03 12:02:55
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. πŸ¦πŸ’Έ
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Irene Akoth2020-02-22 09:08:12
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πŸŸπŸ‘οΈ
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Lucy Kimotho2020-02-18 18:09:37
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ
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Halimah2020-02-17 17:01:14
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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David Sokoine2020-02-09 02:42:59
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πŸ‘ΆπŸ€£
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Maida2020-02-08 15:01:20
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! πŸŒ½πŸ‘‚
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Grace Majaliwa2020-01-30 19:56:16
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„
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Catherine Mkumbo2020-01-27 23:00:52
πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mercy Atieno2020-01-25 03:58:59
πŸ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!
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Daudi2020-01-13 22:37:07
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
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Rashid2019-12-31 10:36:16
Coffee: because adulting is hard. β˜•πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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Sekela2019-12-29 23:40:25
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. πŸ·πŸ™
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Francis Mtangi2019-12-21 13:32:23
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! πŸ›πŸ€£
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Moses Mwita2019-12-01 09:29:31
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! πŸœπŸ’‰
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Diana Mallya2019-11-30 22:16:00
🀣 Sharing this right now!
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Asha2019-11-21 03:36:28
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Mary Mrope2019-11-18 17:01:44
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? πŸ™„πŸ’¬
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Henry Mollel2019-11-18 07:50:18
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Nancy Komba2019-11-17 15:49:41
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!