What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:04πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Answer: Santa cleans his sleigh with "Santa-tizer"! πŸŽ…πŸ§΄

Explanation: Santa-tizer is a playful twist on the word "sanitizer," replacing it with "Santa" to create a humorous and festive cleaning solution specifically designed for Santa and his sleigh. This clever play on words adds a touch of whimsy and holiday cheer to the riddle, making it a delightful and laughter-inducing response. The sleigh must always be sparkling clean for Santa's magical deliveries! 🎁✨

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Arifa2020-04-14 01:45:38
πŸ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!
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Mary Kendi2020-04-10 15:54:35
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mary Njeri2020-04-05 10:36:37
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. πŸ“šπŸ€―
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Diana Mallya2020-03-30 23:20:34
Classic! I’m still laughing! πŸ˜„
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Peter Otieno2020-03-30 05:23:14
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Wilson Ombati2020-03-23 18:16:33
πŸ˜‚ I’m saving this one!
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Halima2020-03-20 00:38:58
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Rose Lowassa2020-03-18 05:01:36
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
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Rukia2020-03-17 10:07:01
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. πŸ§ΉπŸ›Œ
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Grace Mligo2020-03-07 16:20:06
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! βž•πŸ€¨
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Hawa2020-02-26 20:15:04
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Rose Mwinuka2020-02-13 06:42:48
πŸ˜„ Nailed it!
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Thomas Mtaki2020-02-13 00:38:12
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Chiku2020-02-04 18:28:33
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Umi2020-01-20 08:44:13
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! πŸˆπŸ’
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Khadija2020-01-10 21:20:07
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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Rahim2019-12-30 18:05:24
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. πŸ˜‘πŸ›Œ
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Masika2019-12-29 21:15:45
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Khatib2019-12-29 12:35:10
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! πŸ“±πŸ˜†
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Joseph Kawawa2019-12-29 08:24:30
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! πŸ›πŸ€£