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What do elves learn in school?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:30💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do elves learn in school?
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Short Answer: 🧝‍♂️ Elf-abetics! 📚🎅

Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! 😉✨

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Saidi2019-11-11 17:36:34
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mgeni2019-11-08 12:39:38
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwachumu2019-11-05 20:37:52
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Thomas Mwakalindile2019-11-02 19:27:47
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬
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Omari2019-10-30 03:01:00
I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨
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David Chacha2019-10-23 13:45:57
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Daudi2019-10-20 16:11:52
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Diana Mallya2019-10-17 17:16:49
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️
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Mgeni2019-10-04 23:27:41
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Martin Otieno2019-10-02 08:33:45
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶
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Nora Kidata2019-09-30 07:21:16
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Andrew Odhiambo2019-09-26 06:29:36
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Zubeida2019-09-01 09:26:26
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Tabitha Okumu2019-08-31 02:18:37
😁 This made my day!
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Mwalimu2019-08-30 10:34:02
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Anna Malela2019-08-25 21:51:42
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mary Kidata2019-08-22 22:45:28
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Zainab2019-08-22 18:15:09
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Stephen Kangethe2019-08-17 22:01:14
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mariam2019-08-06 10:32:59
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵
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