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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What dies but never lives?
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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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James Kimani2019-12-16 03:04:06
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Vincent Mwangangi2019-12-12 18:07:28
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇
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Rose Waithera2019-12-10 06:39:25
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mchuma2019-12-09 02:32:44
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️
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Tambwe2019-12-08 19:56:32
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Hashim2019-12-08 15:32:18
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Biashara2019-12-06 11:22:04
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Sultan2019-12-04 05:50:47
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Esther Nyambura2019-11-27 04:53:20
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mwanaisha2019-11-11 16:53:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Diana Mallya2019-11-06 16:02:43
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Charles Mchome2019-10-23 21:47:56
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Alice Mwikali2019-10-18 10:06:41
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Jamila2019-10-17 00:38:27
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Stephen Mushi2019-10-16 12:59:00
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Jane Malecela2019-10-15 10:32:13
😃 Instant mood boost!
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James Kimani2019-10-10 22:50:08
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Farida2019-10-08 05:51:11
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Khalifa2019-10-03 22:12:01
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Sarafina2019-10-03 06:00:46
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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