What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Nahida2020-03-17 21:32:10
Whatโ€™s a skeletonโ€™s least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrema2020-03-06 21:10:44
๐Ÿ˜ Best laugh of the day!
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Mariam Hassan2020-02-27 00:01:11
๐Ÿ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
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Peter Tibaijuka2020-02-22 12:54:25
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโ€™s no app to keep track of them. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†
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Nancy Kabura2020-02-16 15:59:17
Iโ€™m not bossy, Iโ€™m the boss. Big difference. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
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Abdullah2020-02-04 16:01:12
๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Abubakari2020-01-30 03:46:25
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ๐ŸŒฐ
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Bernard Oduor2020-01-26 19:54:39
I hate when Iโ€™m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Bahati2020-01-26 14:08:00
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐Ÿ˜…
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Nancy Kawawa2020-01-25 07:44:48
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ“
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Paul Ndomba2020-01-24 03:30:27
I wonโ€™t be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ป
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Ruth Kibona2020-01-22 20:55:30
๐Ÿ˜„ Too good!
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Sultan2020-01-17 19:20:06
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels! ๐Ÿฅฏ๐ŸŒŠ
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Rubea2020-01-15 03:54:47
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‹
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Violet Mumo2020-01-14 16:16:31
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป
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Nuru2020-01-06 15:13:14
I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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Vincent Mwangangi2020-01-03 05:26:44
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโ€™s not flying! โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ
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Ruth Wanjiku2020-01-01 06:17:49
Iโ€™ve had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜œโณ
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Mwanais2019-12-21 19:33:42
Why donโ€™t eggs tell jokes? Theyโ€™d crack each other up! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿคฃ
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Robert Okello2019-12-03 08:47:42
Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ˜œ