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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:21💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
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Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"

Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.

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Zakaria2020-04-12 03:45:10
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Nancy Akumu2020-04-06 20:10:28
😄 Perfect joke!
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John Mwangi2020-04-04 19:39:59
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Nasra2020-04-02 03:36:40
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mwinyi2020-03-16 07:41:06
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Nassor2020-02-25 23:37:33
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Catherine Naliaka2020-02-24 16:26:08
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Amani2020-02-23 20:29:19
😆 This one really got me!
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Janet Mbithe2020-02-21 07:59:48
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Masika2020-02-18 13:46:37
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Simon Kiprono2020-02-08 18:31:07
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Shamsa2020-02-07 13:17:11
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Chum2020-02-03 05:07:42
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Nancy Kawawa2020-02-02 06:39:16
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mazrui2020-02-01 10:40:42
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mohamed2020-01-29 10:04:57
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Joseph Kiwanga2020-01-23 17:42:51
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Grace Mushi2020-01-19 16:52:33
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Joseph Kawawa2020-01-04 07:23:31
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mchawi2019-12-23 08:20:29
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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