Why do eggs hate jokes?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜„

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Peter Tibaijuka2020-06-30 09:29:04
Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Abdillah2020-06-24 04:47:39
๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this right now!
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Thomas Mwakalindile2020-06-19 02:00:11
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโ€™re pointless! ๐Ÿ”บโšช
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Patrick Akech2020-06-01 17:23:46
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ
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Richard Mulwa2020-05-31 20:11:49
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ˜ด
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Robert Ndunguru2020-05-29 06:52:05
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Patrick Kidata2020-05-25 04:18:54
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜ด
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Henry Sokoine2020-05-22 13:21:08
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Grace Njuguna2020-05-18 17:49:54
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ
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Fatuma2020-05-09 21:56:21
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Shukuru2020-05-06 03:38:40
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ™
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Nora Lowassa2020-04-30 22:19:56
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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Jamal2020-04-25 05:35:47
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 
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Hamida2020-04-24 04:54:47
๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!
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Paul Kamau2020-04-07 08:49:05
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“ž
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Yusra2020-03-27 21:43:05
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโ€™t figure anything out! ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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David Ochieng2020-03-26 16:07:04
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Joseph Kitine2020-03-21 22:43:16
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ƒ
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Patrick Akech2020-03-14 12:38:05
I donโ€™t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Diana Mumbua2020-03-10 19:14:20
๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!