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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Samuel Were2020-10-22 05:17:20

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Lucy Kimotho2020-10-10 18:07:57

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Monica Nyalandu2020-10-07 22:38:17

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Khadija2020-09-28 12:10:48

😅 I’m still cracking up!

David Chacha2020-09-21 20:23:37

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwanakhamis2020-09-17 17:04:41

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Miriam Mchome2020-09-12 22:52:55

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Saidi2020-09-10 20:52:44

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Grace Minja2020-09-09 14:47:54

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mwinyi2020-09-02 07:53:56

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mwanajuma2020-08-31 22:42:15

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Khalifa2020-08-13 20:28:04

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Nassor2020-08-03 06:57:10

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nasra2020-07-27 15:57:24

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Victor Sokoine2020-07-26 05:42:43

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Maneno2020-07-12 12:01:38

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Janet Mwikali2020-06-09 12:16:05

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Faith Kariuki2020-06-06 17:02:58

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Hassan2020-06-02 01:00:30

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Shamsa2020-06-01 15:36:54

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

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