What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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Mazrui2020-10-02 09:25:58
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ˜…
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Shani2020-09-27 04:00:10
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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John Kamande2020-09-23 18:16:39
Dieting is wishful shrinking. πŸ©πŸ˜†
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David Kawawa2020-09-10 10:58:37
I run like the winded. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
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Peter Mwambui2020-09-05 17:31:32
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚
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Stephen Kikwete2020-08-21 23:48:31
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. πŸ˜œπŸ¦„
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Maulid2020-08-12 13:58:01
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Biashara2020-08-11 05:17:57
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯
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Henry Mollel2020-07-29 04:40:22
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†
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Susan Wangari2020-07-28 06:17:50
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. πŸ”πŸ’»
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Mary Sokoine2020-07-25 07:40:42
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Kazija2020-07-21 08:52:01
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Hamida2020-07-15 14:45:57
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! πŸ₯«πŸš«
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Faith Kariuki2020-07-05 12:36:11
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. πŸ¦©πŸ˜‚
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Rabia2020-06-27 23:45:57
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! πŸ’‘πŸ’”
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Peter Otieno2020-06-23 05:13:01
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Joseph Kiwanga2020-06-21 10:09:21
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! πŸ“˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Azima2020-06-14 01:15:49
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„
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Lydia Mzindakaya2020-06-08 07:00:45
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰