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What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Martin Otieno2020-12-09 16:23:21

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

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Alice Jebet2020-12-03 04:31:56

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

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Jabir2020-12-01 00:27:59

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

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Maneno2020-11-30 16:16:26

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

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Sumaya2020-11-29 20:56:30

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

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Brian Karanja2020-11-28 22:24:04

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

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Joseph Kawawa2020-11-18 18:13:02

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

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Edward Lowassa2020-11-16 07:32:46

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

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Mwinyi2020-11-15 08:35:57

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

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Daudi2020-10-27 23:39:04

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

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Khadija2020-10-24 06:02:02

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

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Nyota2020-10-21 03:56:54

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

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Richard Mulwa2020-10-14 07:10:29

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

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Lydia Mahiga2020-10-10 18:24:14

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

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Isaac Kiptoo2020-10-04 10:00:19

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

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Lucy Mushi2020-10-03 14:36:13

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

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Shukuru2020-09-13 16:15:04

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

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Elizabeth Mrema2020-09-06 14:58:32

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

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Michael Mboya2020-08-07 06:54:52

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

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Rose Lowassa2020-08-05 12:31:35

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥