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What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:57💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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A math teacher's favorite tool is...a CALCULATOR! 🧮😄

Explanation: A math teacher's favorite tool is a calculator because it helps them solve complex math problems quickly and efficiently. Plus, let's be honest, who doesn't love pressing buttons and watching numbers magically appear? It's like a math teacher's version of a magic wand! So, the trusty calculator becomes their best friend in the classroom, helping them conquer equations and impress their students with their mathematical prowess. 🎩✨

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Rose Kiwanga2020-08-21 15:45:02

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Jamila2020-08-19 16:30:24

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Hawa2020-07-25 04:44:32

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Dorothy Mwakalindile2020-07-15 22:37:02

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Agnes Lowassa2020-07-07 23:35:40

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mwanakhamis2020-06-17 00:15:33

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mwanaisha2020-06-14 20:09:54

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Vincent Mwangangi2020-06-10 06:54:46

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Elizabeth Mrope2020-06-07 23:10:57

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Alice Mwikali2020-06-07 07:10:24

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Tambwe2020-06-05 05:30:22

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

George Tenga2020-06-04 19:45:31

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Stephen Amollo2020-06-02 23:23:36

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Mariam Kawawa2020-05-28 14:59:42

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Janet Mwikali2020-05-14 19:39:44

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Habiba2020-05-10 23:00:04

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mzee2020-04-25 03:33:09

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Grace Njuguna2020-04-24 05:45:49

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Chris Okello2020-04-20 16:58:56

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Nora Lowassa2020-04-17 04:02:22

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

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