Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Alice Mrema2020-10-16 21:31:20
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโ€™re too young to smoke! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšญ
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Victor Mwalimu2020-10-15 20:55:14
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Khalifa2020-10-14 06:22:21
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•
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Bernard Oduor2020-09-24 01:04:38
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Joyce Aoko2020-09-23 18:16:29
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘น
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Sumaya2020-09-13 07:47:19
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Shamsa2020-09-11 02:42:22
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Alice Mwikali2020-09-01 20:44:47
If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“†
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Shukuru2020-08-28 17:20:11
They say 'donโ€™t try this at home,' so Iโ€™m coming over to your house to try it. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿก
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Miriam Mchome2020-08-26 19:47:07
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐Ÿ•โฐ
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Bakari2020-08-26 04:57:04
I donโ€™t trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฃ
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Monica Adhiambo2020-08-23 18:15:38
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George Mallya2020-08-10 13:38:46
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Mwajabu2020-08-07 09:21:51
Monday should be optional. ๐Ÿ˜ดโณ
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Nuru2020-08-06 10:03:29
Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Mary Njeri2020-07-25 16:20:04
If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโ€™t for you. ๐Ÿช‚โŒ
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Andrew Mchome2020-07-23 17:57:31
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
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Philip Nyaga2020-07-23 06:43:13
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Khamis2020-07-18 16:23:10
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฌ
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George Ndungu2020-07-11 13:37:27
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’ผ