What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:03πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Answer: πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸŽ A Counting Dracula!

Explanation: If you were to cross a teacher with a vampire, you would get none other than a "Counting Dracula"! This hilarious play on words combines the classic vampire with the job of a teacher, emphasizing their love for counting and grading papers. So, watch out for this fang-tastic educator who might just sink their teeth into some math equations! πŸ˜‰πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸŽƒ

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Issack2020-05-07 07:18:19
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ€«
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Grace Mushi2020-05-05 00:38:34
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! πŸ”Ίβšͺ
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Elizabeth Mrema2020-05-02 14:23:11
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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David Musyoka2020-04-29 05:56:03
πŸ˜„ Too good!
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Zuhura2020-04-28 07:57:58
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. πŸ•πŸ’ͺ
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Sarah Mbise2020-04-13 09:59:31
Thanks Ackyshine
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Rose Amukowa2020-04-02 06:20:04
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚
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Habiba2020-03-12 15:20:52
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Masika2020-03-01 02:09:24
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Francis Njeru2020-02-22 02:25:06
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Anna Mchome2020-02-06 11:00:21
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. πŸ“πŸ€―
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Janet Wambura2020-02-05 21:56:55
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πŸβœ‚οΈ
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Charles Mboje2020-01-30 06:09:38
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! πŸ›—πŸ€”
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Zawadi2020-01-28 21:54:16
Classic! I’m still laughing! πŸ˜„
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Vincent Mwangangi2020-01-27 21:02:09
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†
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Monica Nyalandu2020-01-07 22:57:41
πŸ˜„ Pure comedy gold!
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Jane Malecela2019-12-26 10:56:08
πŸ˜‚ So funny!
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Moses Kipkemboi2019-12-16 22:40:38
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Jafari2019-12-13 15:32:03
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Mashaka2019-12-07 20:06:16
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! πŸŒ½πŸ‘‚