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What has an eye, but cannot see?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:05💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What has an eye, but cannot see?
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Answer: A needle! 🧵

Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀

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Leila2020-10-12 04:23:32
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Elizabeth Malima2020-10-02 07:52:27
🤣 This one got me good!
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Bahati2020-09-30 00:18:38
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Nahida2020-09-21 19:14:43
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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John Lissu2020-09-20 11:34:51
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Halimah2020-09-10 09:34:09
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Kheri2020-09-08 14:11:21
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Peter Tibaijuka2020-09-04 07:09:58
😆 This one really got me!
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Francis Mrope2020-09-04 04:28:42
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Lydia Mahiga2020-09-03 21:22:47
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Christopher Oloo2020-09-03 12:53:09
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Juma2020-08-31 17:54:15
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Lucy Kimotho2020-08-13 22:43:36
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Carol Nyakio2020-08-13 13:04:15
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Muslima2020-08-09 23:50:01
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Ndoto2020-08-09 13:36:09
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Raha2020-08-08 13:42:40
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Bakari2020-08-08 08:37:06
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️
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Maneno2020-08-05 00:00:28
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Moses Kipkemboi2020-08-04 18:51:17
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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