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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:32💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji

Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉

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Shani2020-09-14 12:38:06

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mzee2020-09-04 21:25:42

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rahma2020-09-01 04:36:11

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Nahida2020-08-30 01:47:10

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Catherine Mkumbo2020-08-26 03:16:03

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Nancy Kawawa2020-08-25 03:13:32

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Ruth Kibona2020-08-22 10:34:48

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Agnes Sumaye2020-08-14 20:12:29

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Rubea2020-07-30 14:23:06

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Dorothy Nkya2020-07-22 14:03:10

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Alice Jebet2020-07-20 12:39:53

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Baraka2020-07-16 05:45:45

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Janet Mwikali2020-07-12 20:09:04

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Omari2020-07-07 01:09:33

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Grace Njuguna2020-06-24 08:56:14

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Christopher Oloo2020-06-22 16:07:18

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Lydia Mutheu2020-06-22 13:51:25

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Arifa2020-06-13 00:04:22

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Fredrick Mutiso2020-06-12 17:08:33

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Edward Chepkoech2020-05-16 08:00:54

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

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