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What do you call a fish with no eye?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:34💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you call a fish with no eye?
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What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" 🐠😄

Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.

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Michael Mboya2020-01-27 12:34:52
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Michael Onyango2020-01-21 03:51:05
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Ruth Wanjiku2020-01-05 12:22:22
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mwanahawa2020-01-03 10:57:14
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Isaac Kiptoo2019-12-23 13:08:51
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Fadhila2019-12-21 03:50:00
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Edward Lowassa2019-12-18 05:31:34
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Rukia2019-12-14 14:36:59
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Michael Mboya2019-11-25 18:54:45
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Faiza2019-11-22 21:38:16
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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David Ochieng2019-11-22 03:06:45
🤣 Sending this now!
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Ahmed2019-11-10 03:40:43
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Nancy Kabura2019-11-07 17:18:39
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Issack2019-10-31 22:13:03
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Amani2019-10-29 08:51:52
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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David Musyoka2019-10-29 04:22:10
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Sarah Mbise2019-10-28 21:16:16
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Daudi2019-10-23 04:15:53
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪
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Mwakisu2019-10-19 15:35:35
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Sarafina2019-10-09 22:40:37
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️
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