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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Nancy Kawawa2020-07-01 19:05:15
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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John Mwangi2020-06-28 06:37:20
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️
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Khalifa2020-06-25 07:13:34
😆 Saving this one!
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Lydia Mahiga2020-06-22 05:18:01
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Nassar2020-06-15 16:49:18
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mtumwa2020-06-04 12:48:34
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Issack2020-06-02 15:55:20
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Elizabeth Mrema2020-05-23 07:00:22
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jabir2020-05-13 18:39:09
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Halimah2020-05-11 21:30:12
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Leila2020-05-11 18:21:38
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Abubakari2020-05-05 04:31:48
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Nancy Kawawa2020-05-03 09:31:25
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Nicholas Wanjohi2020-04-26 02:45:52
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️
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Michael Onyango2020-04-18 03:15:14
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Fadhila2020-04-16 23:27:37
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Maneno2020-04-10 08:09:45
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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David Chacha2020-04-04 01:07:15
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Janet Mbithe2020-03-27 06:45:35
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Carol Nyakio2020-03-20 08:02:39
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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