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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:15💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Answer: Tons of prime cuts! 🥩🏋️‍♂️

Explanation: Well, since the question is about a butcher, we can't possibly expect anything less than a hefty weight, right? With all that exposure to delicious cuts of meat, it's only natural that our friendly butcher weighs a ton of mouthwatering prime cuts! So, let's just say he's got a meaty physique and is definitely not missing any meals! 🍖😄

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

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I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

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How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

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Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

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What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

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Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

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Maida2020-02-18 18:41:26

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

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I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

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I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

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Peter Mwambui2020-01-12 08:52:26

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

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What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡