Why did the skeleton cross the road?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:03πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! πŸ”πŸ’€

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.

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Tabitha Okumu2021-03-23 06:50:10
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šπŸ˜†
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Josephine Nekesa2021-03-21 03:47:34
πŸ˜„ Totally didn’t see that coming!
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John Malisa2021-03-15 12:26:10
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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Jaffar2021-03-14 09:08:43
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. πŸ”‘πŸ§Š
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Mjaka2021-03-12 10:09:59
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. πŸ‘œπŸ˜‚
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Mariam Kawawa2021-03-06 19:37:45
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Monica Nyalandu2021-03-05 02:18:30
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Grace Njuguna2021-03-04 18:31:26
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό
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Sarafina2021-03-03 11:23:51
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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John Mwangi2021-03-03 11:23:07
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Salima2021-03-03 05:11:07
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†
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Kijakazi2021-03-02 11:59:52
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ˜–πŸ›‹οΈ
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Stephen Kangethe2021-02-26 17:48:08
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Peter Mbise2021-02-24 07:15:59
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. πŸ‘€πŸ§Ή
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Mary Njeri2021-02-22 06:22:52
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πŸͺπŸŽ‰
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Majid2021-01-26 18:51:22
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Makame2021-01-23 20:37:29
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. πŸ°πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ
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Rose Kiwanga2021-01-23 14:22:53
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. πŸ•πŸ€€
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Stephen Kikwete2021-01-21 06:05:14
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨
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Simon Kiprono2021-01-15 14:35:53
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! πŸš—πŸ₯š