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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Leila2021-03-01 14:22:38
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Nchi2021-02-23 13:25:46
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mwanaidha2021-02-14 20:43:16
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Nahida2021-02-03 14:02:49
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Khalifa2021-01-27 18:08:59
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Grace Njuguna2021-01-26 11:47:14
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Ahmed2021-01-25 15:07:28
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Khamis2021-01-23 16:33:25
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joyce Nkya2021-01-21 18:33:26
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Leila2021-01-05 01:20:27
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Ruth Kibona2020-12-25 21:34:13
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Nashon2020-12-19 15:27:14
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Ibrahim2020-12-15 11:36:30
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Anna Mahiga2020-12-09 23:23:39
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏
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Betty Kimaro2020-11-27 03:13:16
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡
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Catherine Mkumbo2020-11-21 02:01:22
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Dorothy Majaliwa2020-11-19 20:38:31
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mariam Hassan2020-11-10 18:39:08
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Rose Mwinuka2020-10-26 17:13:23
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Edward Lowassa2020-10-23 12:03:01
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆
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