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Where do polar bears vote?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:12💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Where do polar bears vote?
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Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻

Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄

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Jackson Makori2020-11-22 20:36:38
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵
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What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Stephen Kangethe2020-10-19 20:25:40
😂 This is too funny!
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My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Patrick Akech2020-09-21 17:17:29
😂 This is a keeper!
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I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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