What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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Hashim2021-02-27 15:13:23
🀣 This joke is just too good!
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Jane Muthoni2021-02-17 17:05:25
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ˜…
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Daudi2021-02-15 00:33:19
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Amir2021-02-12 16:36:44
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. πŸ“šπŸ€―
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Frank Macha2021-01-31 06:36:20
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. πŸ€”πŸŽ‚
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Sumaya2021-01-30 20:46:22
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' πŸ‘–πŸ•
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Moses Kipkemboi2021-01-23 13:53:21
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈβœ‰οΈ
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Mchuma2021-01-18 15:06:49
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβ€”it fixes everything. πŸ·πŸ˜‚
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Grace Njuguna2021-01-16 17:35:54
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! πŸ˜„
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Mercy Atieno2021-01-11 04:51:48
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜œπŸ›‘οΈ
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Majid2021-01-04 07:50:00
🀣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Athumani2021-01-01 06:47:52
πŸ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Janet Mwikali2020-12-31 16:36:07
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Ann Wambui2020-12-23 14:15:43
πŸ˜… I had to share this with everyone!
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Anna Mchome2020-12-04 18:38:08
πŸ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!
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Victor Malima2020-11-28 10:54:12
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! πŸŠπŸ”‹
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Andrew Mahiga2020-11-17 11:31:07
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πŸ’Ό
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Agnes Njeri2020-11-11 04:00:14
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ
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Nassor2020-10-31 17:36:44
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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Sofia2020-10-25 17:50:50
The best part of going to work is coming back home. πŸ‘πŸ’Ό