Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Omar2021-02-03 07:14:20
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ
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Hekima2021-02-02 03:46:30
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Robert Ndunguru2021-02-01 07:49:39
Why donโ€™t koalas make great detectives? Theyโ€™re terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Maulid2021-01-30 23:06:59
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’
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Selemani2021-01-27 20:27:14
Iโ€™m definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Mjaka2021-01-25 20:56:16
Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
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Leila2021-01-22 08:32:30
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโ€™re pointless! ๐Ÿ”บโšช
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Mazrui2021-01-14 13:38:34
I like long walksโ€”especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Joseph Mallya2021-01-11 12:31:24
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Joseph Mallya2021-01-04 07:24:37
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโ€™m doing. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Stephen Mushi2020-12-29 17:13:11
๐Ÿ˜… I needed that!
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Janet Mbithe2020-12-25 18:56:44
๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!
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Grace Mligo2020-12-21 01:14:04
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜ก
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Abdullah2020-11-25 11:23:14
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Peter Mugendi2020-11-12 02:41:02
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Bernard Oduor2020-11-10 22:02:05
I havenโ€™t even gone to bed yet, and I already canโ€™t wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜†
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Amani2020-11-08 23:41:51
๐Ÿ˜„ Pure comedy gold!
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Elijah Mutua2020-11-07 01:11:30
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ
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Zakaria2020-10-22 22:47:06
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ก
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Betty Akinyi2020-10-17 08:23:35
My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜