What kind of murderer has fiber?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:07πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸž

A: The Cereal Killer! πŸ₯£πŸ”ͺ

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽πŸ₯£πŸ˜„

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Catherine Naliaka2020-09-12 18:22:16
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. πŸ“…πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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James Mduma2020-09-08 18:59:27
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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Makame2020-09-03 04:05:43
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπŸ˜†
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Tabu2020-08-24 00:03:49
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Kassim2020-08-18 09:26:53
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŒŠ
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Bahati2020-08-15 11:19:08
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! πŸ˜πŸ–±οΈ
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Dorothy Nkya2020-08-05 11:51:36
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Bernard Oduor2020-08-03 05:33:39
🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mustafa2020-07-31 10:01:19
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! πŸ’»πŸΊ
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Ahmed2020-07-23 18:05:31
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Moses Mwita2020-07-09 16:46:08
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„
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Agnes Lowassa2020-07-08 04:00:24
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Sharon Kibiru2020-07-04 03:59:06
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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Ruth Mtangi2020-06-17 09:54:51
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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John Lissu2020-06-13 22:52:13
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
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Betty Cheruiyot2020-06-12 08:30:48
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜¬
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Miriam Mchome2020-06-04 16:18:41
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Zainab2020-06-02 21:50:43
πŸ˜† Still cracking up!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2020-06-01 14:49:15
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Joseph Kiwanga2020-05-26 19:17:02
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🀑