What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:11πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! πŸ€£πŸ“†

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Rukia2021-02-28 10:00:30
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Abubakar2021-02-22 18:20:49
πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
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I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! β˜•πŸš”
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Patrick Kidata2020-12-01 03:45:22
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Nora Kidata2020-11-10 07:26:31
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
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