What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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Mwajuma2021-03-03 07:51:41
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Dorothy Nkya2021-02-26 03:49:39
🀣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Life is too short to remove USB safely. πŸ”ŒπŸ’»
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πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!
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Ruth Wanjiku2021-02-12 08:36:39
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Khatib2021-01-30 08:55:31
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! πŸ₯―🌊
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Nancy Kawawa2021-01-28 18:53:51
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! πŸŒπŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ
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George Mallya2021-01-10 13:49:05
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“…
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Edward Lowassa2021-01-07 22:22:59
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Margaret Anyango2021-01-07 21:06:21
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! πŸ˜†
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Betty Kimaro2021-01-02 17:53:05
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πŸ’ΈπŸžοΈ
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Furaha2021-01-01 01:50:01
🀣 That twist at the end, though!
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Juma2020-12-13 09:54:02
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! πŸ”πŸ₯š
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I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. πŸ•πŸ’¬
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Nancy Komba2020-11-23 15:40:28
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! β›„πŸš
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Anna Sumari2020-11-21 09:42:04
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Violet Mumo2020-11-10 11:14:18
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I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ€«