What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Joseph Kawawa2020-08-21 13:31:51
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! πŸ₯·πŸ‘Ÿ
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Jacob Kiplangat2020-08-11 04:16:20
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! πŸ’€πŸ›‹οΈ
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Lucy Mahiga2020-08-07 01:29:07
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€
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Hashim2020-08-02 21:58:04
πŸ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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Selemani2020-07-27 21:22:56
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πŸ‘ΆπŸ€£
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Safiya2020-07-25 12:07:14
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. πŸ˜‚πŸ€―
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Monica Adhiambo2020-07-25 06:53:39
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Rahim2020-07-25 00:22:43
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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Vincent Mwangangi2020-07-20 16:44:05
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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Stephen Kangethe2020-07-14 04:45:42
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Sultan2020-07-09 05:02:07
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
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Janet Wambura2020-07-03 01:25:16
πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Edward Chepkoech2020-07-02 07:36:29
This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†
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Agnes Njeri2020-06-28 07:30:05
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. πŸ•πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Joseph Kawawa2020-06-25 05:47:57
πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwafirika2020-06-20 04:29:38
This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚
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Fatuma2020-06-17 07:16:07
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸ’„
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Peter Mugendi2020-06-15 20:02:37
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺπŸ’°
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Fredrick Mutiso2020-06-09 14:55:10
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βš›οΈπŸ€“
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Nashon2020-06-03 17:28:38
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπŸ™Œ