What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Ruth Mtangi2020-10-30 00:50:52
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m completely obsessed with this!
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Miriam Mchome2020-10-28 06:03:30
I smile because I donโ€™t know whatโ€™s going on. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Janet Sumaye2020-10-26 15:58:03
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still chuckling at this!
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Asha2020-10-25 14:54:11
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฟ
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Mwanaisha2020-10-20 20:54:10
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿคฃ
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Edith Cherotich2020-10-16 02:08:40
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Mwanaisha2020-09-30 01:13:45
If you canโ€™t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฏ
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Mustafa2020-09-28 07:53:50
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿคญ
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Rubea2020-09-21 12:42:36
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜œ
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James Kimani2020-09-03 18:20:16
Itโ€™s not that Iโ€™m lazy, Iโ€™m just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Fikiri2020-08-15 16:23:27
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฐ
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Edward Chepkoech2020-08-14 09:32:41
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Edward Lowassa2020-08-13 11:49:53
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐Ÿ”‘๐ŸงŠ
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Joseph Kitine2020-08-12 15:44:20
Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
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Betty Akinyi2020-08-01 14:54:57
๐Ÿ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!
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Ndoto2020-07-11 01:49:02
Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต
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Elizabeth Mrope2020-07-08 18:17:22
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ผ
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Omar2020-07-07 11:03:26
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Hellen Nduta2020-07-05 02:31:15
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Daniel Obura2020-07-04 16:53:54
Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜†