POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU 'yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.(ulikimbia na ukaamua kupanda gari) zen u pot-cry me through ze window.(kisha ukanichungulia dirishani) now sleep down n snake well b4 I cut u a millet.(sasa lala chini kisha nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama) Chezea lugha wewe..!!!
POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU 'yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.(ulikimbia na ukaamua kupanda gari) zen u pot-cry me through ze window.(kisha ukanichungulia dirishani) now sleep down n snake well b4 I cut u a millet.(sasa lala chini kisha nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama) Chezea lugha wewe..!!!
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Siku zote mwanamke hawezi pata mwanaume aliye sahihi,,,.1. Ukimpata handsome,,kichwa yake ni empty.2. Ukimpata geniusβ¦yuko serious masaa 24 na wengi hβ¦
Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?Shemdoe raised up his hand.Teacher: So itβs only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is no β¦
Mara nyingi biringanya hutumika kama kiungo cha nyongeza katika mchuzi. Hata hivyo, kiungo hiki kinaweza kupikwa chenyewe na kutoa mchuzi wenye ladha β¦
mapenzi ni utoto,deka ulie nitakubembeleza,mapenzi nizawadi tabasamu nibusu niambie kiasi gani unanpenda,nawezakusema asilimia kubwa jina lako limezunβ¦
Mungu ndiye Muumba wa vitu vyote, katika mbingu na nchi, Mkubwa wa Ulimwengu mwenye kuwtunza watu wema na kuwaadhibu watu wabaya. (Mt: 6:8-9, Yoh 20: β¦
Utangulizi Wakati umetimia na ufalme wa Mungu umekaribia, tubuni na kuiamini Injili, (Mk 1:15), haya ndiyo maneno ya kwanza ya Yesu ambayo kadri ya Mwβ¦
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