Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. πŸƒπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

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Neema2021-02-14 01:07:24
This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ
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Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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Abdullah2021-01-28 10:02:34
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸ’„
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I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣
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Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Joyce Aoko2020-12-07 11:56:30
🀣 This joke just made my whole day!
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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌
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🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
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