Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! πŸ¦†πŸ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🀭🌬️

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Mwajuma2021-02-23 13:32:51
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ€•πŸ 
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Joy Wacera2021-02-03 17:11:51
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š
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Margaret Anyango2021-02-01 17:57:26
This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„
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Salum2021-01-29 19:34:22
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Lydia Wanyama2021-01-22 08:15:19
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯
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Joy Wacera2021-01-20 06:35:44
🀣 This joke is too good!
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Khamis2021-01-17 05:03:46
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„
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George Ndungu2021-01-12 14:40:08
πŸ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
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Nashon2021-01-12 12:28:25
πŸ˜‚ I’m dying!
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Margaret Mahiga2020-12-24 19:31:16
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πŸ•β°
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David Musyoka2020-12-20 19:01:48
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! β›„πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
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Saidi2020-12-17 23:12:24
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ
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Issack2020-12-16 16:03:38
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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John Mushi2020-12-09 22:14:53
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Francis Njeru2020-12-04 12:28:21
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ˜…
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Makame2020-11-29 21:59:48
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅
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Mary Kendi2020-11-29 03:03:06
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. πŸ’€πŸ₯‹
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Rabia2020-11-22 10:06:42
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. πŸ•πŸ’ͺ