Why do eggs hate jokes?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜„

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Mashaka2021-04-03 10:43:48
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“
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Arifa2021-03-31 09:05:49
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”
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Kijakazi2021-03-30 04:04:05
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿšจ
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Hawa2021-03-19 14:36:08
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ก
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Mwanaisha2021-02-14 07:14:24
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿชฎ
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Charles Mboje2021-02-12 14:29:21
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mwinyi2021-02-08 20:09:34
Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅ‹
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Mariam2021-01-29 07:06:22
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”
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Alice Mwikali2021-01-20 08:40:23
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Jane Malecela2021-01-16 22:28:01
Iโ€™m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜‚
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Salima2021-01-14 16:34:38
This joke just made my dayโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Mjaka2021-01-09 23:19:16
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ™
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George Wanjala2020-12-31 06:13:38
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ†
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Sumaya2020-12-30 01:01:34
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“
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Jabir2020-12-22 19:41:29
๐Ÿคฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Latifa2020-12-18 08:07:22
Why donโ€™t eggs tell jokes? Theyโ€™d crack each other up! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿคฃ
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Elijah Mutua2020-12-12 22:45:56
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’„
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Salum2020-12-07 17:16:59
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โšฝ๐Ÿง 
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Anna Sumari2020-11-21 21:02:35
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโ€™re transparent! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿคฅ
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George Ndungu2020-11-03 00:20:41
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซ