Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

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Mwafirika2021-05-26 03:48:46
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. πŸ›οΈπŸ₯ž
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Joseph Kawawa2021-05-25 20:20:20
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¬
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Robert Ndunguru2021-05-08 05:25:47
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Fatuma2021-04-27 22:16:13
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. πŸ§ΉπŸ›Œ
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Baraka2021-04-21 18:38:14
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜„
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James Kawawa2021-04-04 02:03:43
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚
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Khamis2021-03-31 08:55:29
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦΅
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Wilson Ombati2021-03-31 08:27:42
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜‚
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Henry Mollel2021-03-29 12:57:58
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ”΅
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Yusra2021-03-28 11:42:08
πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Linda Karimi2021-03-25 13:29:08
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Victor Kamau2021-03-24 13:28:26
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πŸŸπŸ‘οΈ
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Alice Mwikali2021-03-16 16:45:38
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πŸͺ‚πŸ€£
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Jane Malecela2021-03-11 10:02:27
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πŸŒ‹β€οΈ
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Nancy Komba2021-02-28 15:44:19
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! πŸ’§πŸ”₯
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Joyce Mussa2021-02-27 00:49:40
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like β€˜cleaning supplies.’ πŸ§ΌπŸ›’
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Grace Wairimu2021-02-24 16:55:34
πŸ˜‚ I’m seriously crying over here!
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Rashid2021-02-23 18:59:55
This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚
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John Kamande2021-02-21 01:46:41
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βœοΈπŸ’°
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Mwalimu2021-02-19 19:19:57
πŸ˜‚ Sharing right away!