Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! ๐Ÿถโฐ

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜„

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Mariam Hassan2021-03-10 04:24:37
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฐ
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Simon Kiprono2021-02-23 14:36:36
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโ€™re pointless! ๐Ÿ”บโšช
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Rose Lowassa2021-02-22 01:41:53
I didnโ€™t see that punchline comingโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Lydia Mutheu2021-02-19 20:10:36
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšง
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Esther Cheruiyot2021-02-17 02:28:28
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Peter Mbise2021-02-11 22:11:58
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Catherine Mkumbo2021-02-07 18:46:08
Iโ€™m on a whiskey diet. Iโ€™ve lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Neema2021-02-03 12:35:55
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Lucy Mahiga2021-01-22 10:33:01
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ“…
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Peter Mbise2021-01-21 07:58:12
I like long walksโ€”especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Kevin Maina2021-01-18 12:21:57
I dusted once. It came back. Iโ€™m not falling for that again. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜†
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Sofia2021-01-11 04:52:49
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคง
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Rose Waithera2021-01-06 23:31:56
๐Ÿ˜† Canโ€™t stop laughing!
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Rabia2021-01-03 00:17:24
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Abubakar2020-12-26 21:29:04
Why donโ€™t skeletons go to scary movies? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽฌ
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Alice Mwikali2020-12-25 17:04:38
๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Ruth Kibona2020-12-13 05:04:27
๐Ÿ˜† Totally hilarious!
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Linda Karimi2020-12-12 13:23:53
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Betty Akinyi2020-12-08 12:35:26
This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Ndoto2020-12-05 20:46:09
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐Ÿช‘โœ‹