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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Mary Mrope2021-06-11 15:55:32
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mzee2021-06-11 12:10:43
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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Hawa2021-06-09 11:38:22
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Sarah Karani2021-06-07 08:28:30
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2021-06-03 14:02:56
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Simon Kiprono2021-06-01 23:59:26
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Shamim2021-05-28 15:27:53
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwalimu2021-05-11 07:07:34
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Hekima2021-05-05 04:05:09
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Neema2021-05-02 04:02:35
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫
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John Kamande2021-05-01 03:43:41
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Robert Ndunguru2021-04-28 07:53:23
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️
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Zainab2021-04-18 16:43:45
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Janet Mbithe2021-04-13 22:28:57
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Lydia Mutheu2021-04-13 07:16:58
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Khalifa2021-04-09 11:59:54
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Grace Minja2021-04-06 04:34:27
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Joseph Njoroge2021-04-05 02:58:51
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Khadija2021-04-01 18:53:57
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Abubakari2021-03-11 04:57:08
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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