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Where do polar bears vote?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:12💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Where do polar bears vote?
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Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻

Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄

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Nassar2021-03-29 13:49:05
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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John Lissu2021-03-29 05:47:01
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Joseph Mallya2021-03-26 18:09:04
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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John Lissu2021-03-09 10:53:14
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Hekima2021-02-26 19:15:29
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mwakisu2021-02-23 16:47:48
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Peter Otieno2021-02-23 07:41:11
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Sarah Mbise2021-02-07 11:09:35
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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David Ochieng2021-02-05 00:27:24
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mwajuma2021-01-26 02:26:10
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Anna Sumari2021-01-24 22:35:00
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼
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Athumani2021-01-11 01:45:02
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Hellen Nduta2021-01-06 03:16:12
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mustafa2021-01-04 13:02:31
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Thomas Mwakalindile2020-12-20 23:14:02
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️
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Thomas Mwakalindile2020-12-20 16:41:12
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Samson Tibaijuka2020-12-17 02:12:15
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Martin Otieno2020-12-05 00:06:05
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Hamida2020-12-01 04:55:01
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Edwin Ndambuki2020-11-30 08:29:59
😄 Too good!
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