What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Anna Malela2021-06-18 00:05:33
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Emily Chepngeno2021-06-14 09:36:22
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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David Kawawa2021-06-13 01:41:17
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nasra2021-06-08 14:56:38
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Henry Mollel2021-06-05 21:07:30
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Monica Lissu2021-06-05 18:57:07
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Elijah Mutua2021-06-01 10:26:27
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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John Malisa2021-05-24 18:11:33
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Christopher Oloo2021-05-13 06:42:39
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Kijakazi2021-05-02 05:06:44
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Makame2021-05-01 02:52:58
😂 Gotta save this!
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Lucy Mushi2021-04-21 22:57:09
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Patrick Akech2021-04-08 23:16:34
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Fikiri2021-04-05 11:54:21
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Emily Chepngeno2021-04-01 07:09:12
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Henry Sokoine2021-03-28 16:51:43
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Alice Mwikali2021-03-16 10:09:44
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mary Mrope2021-03-10 22:32:01
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Edith Cherotich2021-03-10 20:22:12
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Brian Karanja2021-03-09 08:22:21
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕