Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Victor Mwalimu2021-05-25 23:17:41
If you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ต
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Rukia2021-05-20 04:53:26
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Lydia Mutheu2021-05-18 02:28:58
Calories donโ€™t count if you eat with friends. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Samson Tibaijuka2021-05-15 18:38:29
I donโ€™t need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Anna Mchome2021-05-01 20:56:08
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโ€™t handle the power struggle! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”‹
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Monica Adhiambo2021-04-21 00:36:01
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐Ÿงฆ๐ŸŽ‰
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James Kawawa2021-04-14 15:20:30
Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ
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Chum2021-04-14 05:56:03
I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช
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Anna Mchome2021-04-08 09:50:41
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐Ÿ˜
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Selemani2021-04-06 11:35:21
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
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Nassar2021-04-02 04:16:18
If you canโ€™t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฏ
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Asha2021-03-22 10:22:01
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿš—
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Mchawi2021-03-21 04:55:24
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโ€™re transparent! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿคฅ
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Nchi2021-03-18 03:32:27
I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Grace Njuguna2021-03-17 10:25:43
Why donโ€™t oysters donate to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Furaha2021-03-08 15:31:26
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ค
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Mwanaidha2021-03-07 13:23:34
If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…
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Abubakar2021-02-28 14:50:00
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Victor Sokoine2021-02-10 11:40:49
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜
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Yahya2021-02-07 17:39:08
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆท